“Hello, Mr Carr?’ said the little Nazi, ‘I’m afraid there’s a serious problem with your hosting. At ten o’clock this morning we received a call from the Metropolitan Police’s Obscene Publications and Computer Crime Unit asking us to shut down your web server. Apparently one of your sites was offering advice on setting up a vigilante mob…”

Hey freebie fans! The Register has just published a five-page extract from The Book, telling the – ahem – hilarious story of Think Of The Children and the fun I had with the Obscene Publications Squad. Ah, memories.

Read all about it: Yours truly, angry mob.