“Being the first ‘Rong’s’ event, the party promised to be a hell of a night. The sort of night that, had Caligula been hosting a networking event downstairs, he’d have probably come up to ask us to keep it down a bit because we were frightening the horses. Needless to say, I was looking forward to it immensely.”

Robert Loch - serial entrepreneur, uber-networker, decadent event organiser and now in-pub-on-site interviewee.

Paul and Robert met up in Soho’s Dog and Duck pub for a chat over some Sam Smith’s beer to discuss matters of great importance.

Matters like his latest venture, his world famous party flat and hot tub, his passionate love for Channel 4 News tech correspondent Benjamin Cohen and - most importantly of all - just exactly how much of a twat he thinks Paul is.

And exactly how much of a twat is that? Click the play button below and all will be revealed.

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