Savannah’s at the zoo, Pond is – well, I can bloody guess where Pond is (*sigh*) – and I’m in the office, commemorating the resurrection of our Lord by trying to remember how to spell resurrection. Oh, and feeling sorry for myself. And blogging.

I’m doing my usual bank holiday weekend trick of catching up with all the stuff I’ve been putting off for the last week in the hope that, come Tuesday, I’ll be ahead of what the kids call ‘The Curve’.

Here, in fact, is what I’ve done this afternoon…

1) A tiny amount of work
2) Posted on Fridaycities about the sign I saw on my way to the office. It was on the back of a warehouse and it read… Greens Screen’s. I shit you not.
3) Googled the guy who is clumsily text-stalking a friend of mine, despite the fact that her boyfriend happens to be his best friend. Long, hilarious story. A regular modern day morality play.
4) Found his Myspace page. He looks like Chris Moyles with a guitar. And a Myspace page.
5) Watched the Patrick Wolf ‘Magic Position’ video on YouTube. The song is great, the video blows quite a lot.
6) Made a triple espresso.
7) Made another one.
Bounced off the walls a bit.
9) Replied to some emails.
10) Done a tiny bit more work.

Right. Enough. That’s it. I’m going to crank up Woxy.com and do some fucking work.

No I’m not.

Yes I am.

But first – coffee.