Quite a few people - from both inside and outside the UK - have asked about ordering a signed copy of BNTTP. And an even greater number have got bored of waiting for Amazon to deliver their pre-ordered copies.

So I had an idea...

What if you could order a signed copy of The Book with your very own personalised haiku, scrawled by me, on the inside cover? And what if you could do it direct from this very site.

Now that’s more interesting.

So if you’d like a signed/haiku’d copy of The Book, delivered by first class post / Airmail anywhere in the UK / The World, choose your options below and hit the Buy Now button. Paypal will take care of the rest via a secure credit/debit card thing.

(Allow me a few days to write the haiku, plus normal first class / Airmail postage times)

The price per copy is £9.99 (about $20), because that’s the cover price and I have to buy the things. Postage/packing is exactly what it costs me, as near as I could calculate it.

(Offer limited to first 100 - lest it become a rod for my back)

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Delivery Country:
Name of recipient (for haiku):
(If you have a URL include that too so I can find out more about you for your haiku.)

Thanks for wanting me to deface your book before you’ve even read it.