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It’s finally out. And the staff of Waterstone’s Edinburgh have brilliantly positioned it next to a book called ‘Mr. Wrong’. Practically perfect in every way.
Bringing a party to the launch of Bringing Nothing To The Party.
“The value of the companies squeezed into this tiny, boiling space would dwarf the debt of a small African nation.” Bebo ($850m) founder Michael Birch chats to Matt Ogle from Last.fm ($280m) and Alex ‘Million Dollar’ Tew (er… $1m).
Michael ‘Thieving Bastard’ Smith (right) and Alex kick back at Rong’s. Note that Alex has two drinks in case Michael steals one.
Rob’s events: “No sausage fests these”
Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg smiles at how much richer he is than you. Which is very, very much.
The Bobby Loch: “We couldn’t drink two without the room starting to spin. Three and it’s Goodnight Vienna.”
YouTube founders Steve Chen and Chad Hurley. “So exactly how wealthy and successful are we Chad?” “Oh, very, very wealthy and successful, Steve.”
“Are you sure you don’t want a man’s drink, Paul?” Jason Calacanis gets ready to throw his Amex card across the bar at me. Like a dick.
Maggie (right) consults Dr. Adam Kay, perhaps on matters of gynecology, perhaps on the subject of funny, sweary, misogynistic songs.
Googlesters Larry and Serge address the crowd. Eric Schmidt looks on, ready to send them to their rooms if they say too much.
Where to network? Open Coffee or a hot tub? Tricky, tricky, tricky.
Nic Brisbourne being “young, smart and very, very important.”
Saul Klein’s Open Coffee: “Any normal customers who stray in suddenly find themselves having a business card thrust in their faces, or their tables being overrun by laptops.”
“‘Moo?’ Like a cow says?” Richard Moross picks up a much-deserved Webbie award for Moo, dressed entirely in black. Obviously.
“Tell me, please God tell me, that’s who I think it is at the door.” Neil Sean Neil gatecrashes the Holy Moly! party.
“In deano jupidas.” Peckham Police station, scene of my finest 23.5 hours.
Ruth ‘Mimi‘ Fowler: “Turns out strippers don’t look anything like strippers when they’re not at work.” Well apart from in this picture, a bit.
“Well, quite.”
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