At this exact moment, I’m supposed to be on a boat, sailing around Turkey.
I’m supposed to be sipping cocktails on the top deck of a yacht, under the scorching Turkish sun while hot girls scamper around in bikinis and Robert, Simon, Scott and Tom try to keep their hands to themselves. 
And yet, and yet.
And yet, [...]

“Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing to do with politics. This is yet another example of McCain and Palin distorting the truth, and all the more reason to remember that this campaign is not about gender, it is about [...]

Here’s a fun fact: I didn’t think anyone would read my book.
Can you imagine a more disingenuous statement from an egotist like me? That I didn’t think anyone would buy and read my brilliant, hilarious, insightful book? Please.
But it’s true. While I was writing The Book, my brain didn’t engage with the fact that at [...]

American readers – I do so hate to get all ‘Operation Clark County‘ on your ass but this is about thirty five types of brilliantly written, and 301 million types of important…

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