I have a meeting in town later, after which I think I’m going to mosey over to an event  called ‘Geektails‘. Yes, Geektails. It’s described by the organisers as…
“After-work drinks in central London each month, for those who love Internet Start-ups to meet and share ideas socially. Open to internet entrepreneurs, CEOs, developers, VCs, angel investors… [...]

The last time I went to a GP was in 1999. I was at university and I’d been troubled by a series of irritating heart palpitations which I put down to – well – I couldn’t give a fuck what they were down to, to be quite honest. I was 19 so they were hardly [...]

This depresses me.

So much to do, so little time.

…go halves with me on Bradford & Bingley? I call dibbs on Bingley.
Seriously, though, I vist the US for less than a month and their entire financial system collapses. Then, no sooner do I get back to the UK than… well. I swear I didn’t touch anything. 
It’s times like this that I wish I were [...]

“So, are you ever going to blog again?”
“I know, I know. I’ve just been fucking manically doing things for the last couple of weeks, you know? Two weeks, three states, and about four hundred blog posts worth of bizarre adventures. I mean, that twat in the hat would make five on his own.”
“The twat?”
“In the [...]

I’ve been up to so much for the past week or so that if I tried to cram it into a single post, it would read like an extra verse of We Didn’t Start The Fire.
I’m back from the US next week and I’ll tell you all about it then. I promise. Meantime, fortunately other [...]

…why is Joss Whedon here? And why is he hanging out with Jackie?

And… wait…

Ashton Kutcher?
Star fucker.

“Tc50. – note: gazaro kicked out of demo pit contention for unethical chip manipulation. Please be good everyone. No gaming” – Jason Calacanis on Twitter
Yeah – so Gazaro got kicked out of the Techcrunch 50 Demo Pit for bribing people to give them voting chips. I worry that Rob and I may have [...]

Greetings from San Francisco – and apologies for lax blogging (SFO blogging?). I’ve been busy, you see – attending conferences, upstaging Symantec parties with Eris, emptying minibars, causing trouble – that kind of thing.
Will blog about it all as soon as a) I get five minutes and b) the wireless at TC50 becomes anything less [...]