Life is sweet, you know. I’m sitting here at my desk, eating a ham sandwich with a little too much mustard in hindsight, and listening to Adam Green radio on Pandora. Sweet, sweet, sweet.
But then *blammo*, next up on Adam Green radio…. James Blunt.
Boom.
And with that, my perfect Sunday is over. Funny how life goes [...]

Jesus, give me a second. I’ve only just signed off on the other one.

It’s hard to get on with writing a book when Foxnews.com publishes stuff like this…
‘In a long statement Friday, [O.J. Simpson's publisher, Judith] Regan defended herself, suggesting she was honoring the memories of Simpson’s ex-wife and her friend, looking out for his children and seeking “closure” from her own history of being abused.’
Oh fuck off, [...]

It’s a little after midnight and I’m still sweating out the last of my hangover from last night’s launch of The Ladies Loos. We had these drinks vouchers things, you see. Each for a free glass of wine. And people kept giving me their spares.
Funny things, hangovers. They appear to have no deterrent effect at [...]